CAST OF CHARACTERS

	Ness The hero of the game. He swings hard with his baseball bat, and he's got some good psychic skills too.
	Paula A powerful psychic from Twoson. She has some of the best offensive PSI in the game, and in a pinch she can attack with her frying pan or Pray for assistance. She needs to be rescued from Carpainter's evil cultists.
	Jeff An inventive young man from far-off Winters. He can't use PSI, but he can fix up guns and other items to help the party. Try his bottle rockets for extra kick!
	Poo The crown prince from the land of Dalaam. He's got well-rounded attack skills, versatile PSI, and the ability to morph into enemies with his Mirror move, but he can't stomach any kind of Eagleland food.

	Ness's Mom Some mothers just wave goodbye and are never heard from again, but Ness can always give his mom a call if he's feeling homesick, or even come home for a health-restoring dinner.
	Ness's Dad He's never seen, but he makes his presence felt by being there when Ness needs to save his game.
	Tracy Ness's sister has a part-time job at Escargo Express. She can help her big brother store his useless items when he doesn't need them any more.
	King A faithful dog, at least until he gets spooked by the meteorite.
	Paula's Mom The cheerful lady who runs the Polestar Preschool. She's not too worried about her daughter's disappearance. She makes her own first-aid equipment, too!
	Paula's Dad A frantic, suspicious man. You'd be that way too if all your time was spent trying to keep TV stations away while you worried about your kidnapped psychic daughter.
	Dr. Andonuts Jeff's absentminded father. Inventor of the Sky Runner. Not all of his inventions explode.

	Lucky One of the two lead members of the Runaway Five. Be sure to talk to him when you visit Twoson.
	Gorgeous One of the two lead members of the Runaway Five. He's a dance machine!
	Runaway Five Guy 1 Saxaphone player for the Runaway Five. Likes to do solos sometimes.
	Runaway Five Guy 2 Bass player for the Runaway Five. Doesn't seem to mind always being in the back.
	Runaway Five Guy 3 Drummer for the Runaway Five. Also drives the band's tour bus.
	Runaway Five Guy 4 The Runaway Five has six members?! Who knows. Rumor has it this member is just a house keyboardist.

	Pokey Minch The worst kid in town, and also your next-door neighbor. Bad luck, yeah? But you have no idea just HOW bad...
	Picky Minch Pokey's little brother. His early disappearance sets off a huge adventure.
	Aloysius Minch Pokey's dad. A big jerk. Try to ignore his smack-talk.
	Lardna Minch Pokey's mom. Don't hate her just because she turns out to be a murderer...
	Lier X. Agerate A billboard guy and professional truth-bender. Visit his house, though, and he'll show you something he's not just bragging about.
	Frank Fly Look out! The boss of the Sharks is handy with a knife, and if he can't beat you, his trusty Frankystein robot just might.
	B.H. Pirkle Not all politicians are corrupt, lying, camera hogs. But B.H. Pirkle totally is. You'll have to suck up to him if you want to get to Giant Step.
	Captain Strong The head honcho of the Onett Police Force. If you can get past his fellow cops, he'll take you on himself with his Super Ultra Mambo Tango Foxtrot martial arts!
	Everdred The best crime boss ever. He watches over Burglin Park from the roof of his bungalo, a beacon of Hawaiian-shirted vigilante justice under whom the merchants can gather.
	Apple Kid A brilliant inventor. His dirty house is just a sign of his genius, really. Give him some food and invest in his work, and he'll repay the favor again and again.
	Orange Kid A stuck-up inventor. Oh, sure, his house looks nice and tidy, but he's too darn egotistical to really be any help. He did build the Super Orange Machine, though.
	Carpainter An insane cult leader obsessed with painting the whole world blue. He's even gone so far as to kidnap Paula so he can turn her into the high priestess. Watch out for his lightning attacks!
	Tony Jeff's roommate at the Snow Wood Boarding House. He'll help the inventive lad make a daring nighttime bust-out.
	Maxwell Labs Jeff's science teacher. He thinks it's funny to give bent locker keys to students. Be persistent and he'll eventually hand over the Bad Key Machine.
	Brickroad The greatest dungeon designer. Someday he wants to become Dungeon Man, the first human-dungeon combination in history. Kind of obsessive.
	George Montague A fellow in the mining business with his brother Gerardo.
	Gerardo Montague A fellow in the mining business with his brother George. One day, Gerardo had a vision, so he started digging a hole in the desert. They're hoping to strike it rich with gold someday.
	Talah Rama A far-seeing guru and a friend of desert monkeys. Kind of a weirdo, but put up with his rambling about predeterminism and he'll give you a Trout Yoghurt Machine.
	Geldegarde Monotoli The mayor of Fourside. Some say he got all his power from an evil entity. But really, he's just a poor old man. In either case, he's not unlike most politicians.
	Electra Mr. Monotoli's maid. A helpful friend to have if you want to get to the top of the Monotoli Building.
	Venus A beautiful new singer at the Topolla Theater. Lots of people are really into her, and not just for her singing!
	Mr. Spoon The lonely research expert at the Fourside Dinosaur Museum. He's a little preoccupied, so all he knows so far is that dinosaurs are really big. Collects autographs.
	Magic Cake Lady The once and future baker of Magic Cake. The first time you meet her, though, she'll be pointificating at the Stoic Club.
	Sea Captain Husband of the Magic Cake Lady. If you can get her to stop going to the Stoic Club, he'll let you pay for a ride in his boat. Watch out for the Kraken!
	Star Master A mysterious old man who teaches Poo about Mu Training and the way of the Starstorm.
	The Camera Man Takes pictures of you during your adventure. During the credits, the pictures will appear, giving you a healthy dose of nostalgia. Mmm, nostalgia.
	Hint Man For a small fee, this fellow will let you know what you need to do next in the game.
	Jackie Proprietor of his own cafe in Fourside. Doesn't seem to mind weird music or drunken patrons who think the restroom is inside the wall.
	Mach Pizza Man A delivery man for Mach Pizza. He's suprisingly slow at delivering things, despite his company's name.
	Poochyfud The corrupt manager of the Chaos Theater in Twoson. He manages to trick the Runaway Five into signing a lousy contract. He really likes money, though...
	Miss Fake The corrupt manager of the Topolla Theater in Fourside. She manages to trick the Runaway Five into signing a lousy contract. She really likes sparkly things, though...
	Poo's Master For years, Poo has studied Mu training under this master. When the time is right, he'll send Poo out into the world to fulfill his destiny.
	Slot Machine Brothers The slot machine in the desert is broken, but these brothers - Pincho, Pancho, and Tomas Jefferson - are kind enough to take its place.
	Tribe Guys These natives live in southern Scaraba. They're actually rather friendly, even if they do carry spears around.
	Venus's Mom A resident of Twoson. She constantly worries about her daughter who left for Fourside to make it big.
	Zombie Chick This chick is freaky! Not that that's very surprising - most of Threed is pretty messed up when Ness first visits.

	Bubble Monkey A monkey who loves gum. Give him a piece, and he'll blow a huge bubble!
	Buzz Buzz A helpful alien from 10 years in the future. Listen carefully to what he's got to say.
	Dungeon Man Brickroad's final form after his dungeon conversion. Not only can you explore his insides for useful items, but he walks and fights too! Can't really fit around palm trees, though.
	Flying Man Accompanies Ness in Magicant. He represents courage. There's only five of them, and when they die, they're gone for good!
	Helpful Mole These little moles give all kinds of gameplay advice during Ness's journey.
	Kraken A ferocious beast that terrorizes the seas between Toto and Scaraba.
	Mani-Mani This golden statue takes over people's thoughts and causes them to behave very strangely - and sometimes evilly!
	Master Belch A putrid blob-like creature that has enslaved many Mr. Saturns and forces them to work in his factory. His love for Fly Honey knows no bounds.
	Master Barf This powered-up version of Master Belch is out for revenge! Watch out!
	Mr. Saturn A race of strange armless beings with big noses. Much more helpful than you might suspect. For some reason, they all have the same name.
	Ness's Nightmare The manifestation of Ness's dark side. To overcome himself and realize his full potential, Ness must battle this foe at the very center of his mind.
	No-Name Mouse This mouse has no name, but is Apple Kid's humble assistant. He helps Ness and company on several occasions.
	Talking Rock Several talking rocks can be found "living" underground, but the one in the Lost Underworld is particularly helpful.
	Tenda Small, green creatures who need help overcoming their community-wide shyness problem.
	Tenda Elder Leader of the Tenda tribe. Help them cure their shyness, or you won't be able to continue.
	Tessie Lives in Lake Tess in Winters. She especially likes the Bubble Monkey. Don't worry, she won't eat you.