ROUTE SUMMARY
Onett
- Get the cracked bat from Tracy's Room
- Go to the hilltop outside and talk to Pokey
- Go back to your house, talk to your mom
- Answer the door
- Change into normal clothes
- Tell Pokey you're ready
- Try to leave the house
- Answer the phone
- Talk to Picky by the meteor
- Talk to Buzz-Buzz
- Fight Starman Jr on your way back home
- Return Pokey and Picky to their house
- Listen to Buzz-Buzz's final words
- Get the Sound Stone
- Go to the arcade and fight Frank
- Fight Frankystein Mark II
- Get the Key to the Shack from Mayor B.H. Pirkle
- Unlock the door to the entertainers' shack
- Go through Giant Step
- Defeat Titanic Ant
- Get the first "Your Sanctuary" location
- Talk to Captain Strong at the police station
- Fight the four cops and Captain Strong
Twoson
- Go to Twoson
- Fight Everdred in Burglin Park
- Give a food item and $200 to Apple Kid
- Go to Peaceful Rest Valley east of Twoson
- Check the Pencil Statue
- Go back to Twoson and Apple Kid will call you
- Go to Burglin Park and talk to Apple Kid
- Get the Pencil Eraser
- Go through Peaceful Rest Valley
- Go through Happy Happy Village to go to the cabin
- Talk to Paula and receive the Franklin Badge
- Go through the Happy Happy Headquarters
- Defeat Mr. Captainter
- Go back to the cabin and free Paula
- Go through Lilliput Steps
- Defeat Mondo Mole
- Get the second "Your Sanctuary" location
- Go back to Twoson
- Talk to Everdred and get the Wad Of Bills
- Talk to the Runaway Five to get the Backstage Pass
- Go into the Chaos Theater dressing room
- Watch the show and give the Wad of Bills to the manager
- Take the tour bus to Threed
Threed
- Talk to the zombies in the northwestern corner of the graveyard
- Get back to the hotel, enter the room with the scary lady
- Wake up prisoner
- Go downstairs and talk to Maxwell to get the Locker Key
- Try and use the key on the lockers
- Go back to Maxwell to get the Bad Key Machine
- Open all the lockers to get items
- Get outside Snowwood Boarding house
- Go to the drugstore and buy the pack of bubble gum
- Give the gum to the monkey so he comes with you
- Go to the south of winters and sleep in the far left tent
- Go to the dirt patch and let the bubble monkey summon Tessie
- Go through Brick Road's Dungeon
- Go through Rainy Circle Cave
- Go to Dr Andonuts Lab and talk to Dr Andonuts
- Get into the Sky Runner
- Crash into Threed and use the Bad Key Machine
- Go to the south of the town and fight Boogey Tent
- Grab the Jar of Fly Honey
- Get the Zombie Paper from the Mach Pizza delivery man
- Use the Zombie Paper inside the tent
- Go to the hotel and sleep
- Go through the passage the zombies were guarding
- Fight Mini Barf
- Go through Grapefruit Falls to a cave
- Go across the cave to Saturn Valley
- Talk to a Mr Saturn in a cave to learn about the password
- Go back to Grapefruit Falls and go into the waterfall
- When asked for the password, do nothing for three minutes
- Go through Master Belch's factory
- Fight Master Belch using the Fly Honey
- Get back to Saturn Valley through the hole behind Belch
- Go through Milky Well cave
- Fight Trillionage Sprout
- Get the third "Your Sanctuary" location
- Get back to Threed
Dusty Dunes Desert / Fourside
- Take the bus to Fourside and get stuck in a traffic jam
- Find the miner's shack and give him food
- Walk east to go to Fourside
- Go to Toppola Theater and buy a ticket to watch the show
- Meet the Runaway Five backstage, talk to the manager
- Take a bus back to the desert
- Go to the mine near the miner's shack
- Fight the five Guardian Diggers
- Talk to the miner outside of the mine
- Go to the bridge to get a Diamond from George
- Give the Diamond to the Toppola Theater manager
- Go to the department store
- Buy stuff and try to leave the store
- Make your way to the top of the store
- Fight the Dept Store Spook
- Go to Jackie's Cafe and talk to a lady who mentions a loud noise outside
- Give something to the guy outside so he moves
- Talk to Everdred
- Check behind the counter in Jackie's Cafe
Moonside
- Talk to the bodyguard-like man to get sent to the hospital
- Leave the hospital and talk to the sailor near the Monotoli Building
- Talk to a few "warp men" until you get into a weird doorless room
- Talk to the invisible guy, then talk to the other person there there
- Talk to the sailor by the Monotoli Building - he'll leave
- Fight Evil Mani-Mani
- Monkey Caves / Monotoli Building
- Get called by Apple Kid
- Talk to the Escargo Express guy outside the cafe
- Talk to Electra
- Talk to the Monkey
- Take the bus back to Dusty Dunes Desert
- Go through Monkey Caves to get the Yogurt Dispenser
- Learn PSI Teleport
- Get back to Fourside
- Give the Yogurt Dispenser to Electra
- Get up to the 48th floor using the special elevator
- Fight the Clumsy Robot
- Get Paula back into your party
- Try and take the helicopter, get out of the tower
- Take the tour bus to Threed
- Get back where the Sky Runner crashed and make Jeff fix it up
- Take the Sky Runner to Winters
- Go back to Pond Cave and beat Shrooom!
- Get the fourth "Your Sanctuary" location
- Go back to the laboratory and get into the Sky Runner
Summers / Dalaam
- Go to Toto and find the sailor who gives you the Stoic Club number
- Call the Stoic Club to make a reservation
- Go to the Stoic Club and talk to the sailor's wife about her magic cake
- Eat the magic cake, trippy cutscene
- Go to the southeast part of Dalaam to do your Mu Training
- Stay there to meditate even when asked to stop
- Meet the spirit of Poo's ancestors and answer "yes" to every question
- Go back to the castle to talk to your master, then warp to Summers
- Go to the Cultural Museum and give the Tiny Ruby to the guard
- Read the heiroglyph about the pyramids
Fourside
- Get the call from the curator of Fourside's Dinosaur Museum
- Teleport back to Fourside
- Go to the museum and talk with the curator there
- Go to Toppola Theater and get a signed banana from Venus
- Give the banana peel to the curator of the museum and enter the manhole
- Go through the sewers
- Fight Plague Rat of Doom
- Get the fifth "Your Sanctuary" location and the Carrot Key
Dalaam
- Teleport back to Dalaam
- Make the bunny statues disapear with the Carrot Key
- Go through Pink Cloud cave
- Fight Thunder and Storm
- Get the sixth "Your Sanctuary" location
Summers / Scaraba
- Teleport back to Summers and go to Toto
- Talk to the Captain and pay 80$ for a trip to Scaraba
- Fight the Kraken
- Go to the pyramid and dance in front of the sphinx
- Enter the pyramid
- Go through the pyramid
- Fight the Guardian General
- Go back to the casket room
- Get the Hawk Eye and leave the pyramid
- Talk to the native to get the Key to the Tower
- Head northwest and enter in the weird tower using the Key
- Go through Dungeon Man
- Take the second rope when faced with four of them
- Talk to Brick Road and drop in the hole
- Exit dungeon man and start walking south
- Talk to another native who tells you that you'll need a submarine
- Get back to Brick Road's face inside Dungeon Man
- Take the other hole this time to get to the yellow submarine
Deep Darkness
- Get into the dark part of Deep Darkness and use the Hawk Eye
- Go through Deep Darkness
- Fight Master Barf and get Poo back in your party
- Explore the rest of Deep Darkness until you find Tenda Village
Tenda Village / Stonehenge Base
- Talk to the tendas until you find the not shy one
- Talk to the tenda chief to get info about Overcoming Shyness
- Leave Tenda Village and you'll get a call from Apple Kid and Orange Kid
- Teleport to Winters
- Get back to the place you summon Tessie to travel to the other side
- Go to Dr Andonut's Lab to get the Eraser Eraser
- Enter Stonehenge and go through it
- Fight the Starman DX
- Talk to Apple Kid who'll tell you he returned the book to Onett
- Teleport to Onett and go to the Library
- There, talk to a mask-wearing guy and then check the bookcases to find the book
- Teleport back to Tenda Village and give Overcoming Shyness to the Tenda Chief
- Speak to the tenda near the boulder so he opens it
- Go through Lumine Hall
- Defeat the Electro Specter
- Get the seventh "Your Sanctuary" location
Lost Underworld
- Go to the small tenda village in the Lost Underworld
- Talk to the large talking rock there
- Go southwest to Fire Spring
- Go through Fire Spring
- Defeat Carbon Dog and Diamond Dog
- Get the final "Your Sanctuary" location
Magicant
- Get around Magicant until you get to the Flying Men's House, recruit one
- Walk right from the Flying Men's house into the violent part of your mind
- Follow the path all around until you get to a teleporter to the next area
- Go through the Sea of Eden
- Fight Ness's Nightmare, get leveled up
Saturn Valley / Onett
- Try the phase Distorter
- Teleport to Onett
- Get back to the meteorite
- Sleep at the Saturn Valley hotel
- Try the Phase Distorter II
- Get PSI Starstorm Omega
- Check the Mr Saturn near the broken Phase Distorter
- Talk to Dr Andonuts and Apple Kid about the Phase Distorter III
Cave of the Past / Giygas
- Go through the Cave of the Past
- Get into the weird cave and walk way up
- Fight Giygas and Heavily Armed Pokey
- Fight Giygas until Pokey reappears
- "Pray" until Giygas is dead
Ending
- Watch a short cut-scene
- Go wherever you want
- Talk to your mom to watch the cast and credit rolls
- Wait a few moments
- Answer the knocking door
- Wait 11 years for more EarthBound
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