SCENE 9 - HOMEWARD BOUND

Location: Twoson

Maps: Map 1



Paula's parents have been worried about her. Make haste and take her back to the Polestar Preschool. Her dad will allow her to go with Ness on their adventure, and her mom will supply you with her Hand-Aid, an item that will completely restore one person's HP when used. Hold on to it, as it will be more useful much later in the game, but keep it at hand in case of an emergency.


When you step out of Paula's house, one of the henchmen from Burglin Park will inform you that Everdred is looking for you. When you find him, he'll explain that he wanted you to be his partner but he knew you would refuse. So instead, he just hands you a wad of bills -- $10,000 worth, to be exact. Who knows how he got it or why he can't keep it, but don't ask questions. Whatever could you do with $10,000?


If you talked to the Runaway Five earlier, you know that they're stuck in a phony contract with the Chaos Theater. Also, one of the band members really wants to see Paula and just might reward you if you bring her to see him. So, head for the Chaos Theater and talk to the Runaway Five (by the bus). Lucky will be so enthralled to see Paula that he'll give you a Backstage Pass as a reward -- a very valuable item since the tickets are all sold out.


If you offer the theater manager the Wad of Bills, he'll insist on waiting until after the concert to talk about money. So use your backstage pass to get in and talk to everyone inside. One girl will make you take her with you into the dressing room, where you can talk to the band about their debt. It seems they're exactly $10,000 in debt -- where have you seen that kind of money? Hmmm. After the show, their manager will be willing to talk.


After the concert is over, exit the concert hall and go back to the manager. If you offer him the Wad of Bills, he will say "Let me take a reeeeeal close look." So walk around his desk and stand next to him, and then offer him the money. Money talks, and the manager will free the Runaway Five from their debt.


Now leave the theater. The Runaway Five's tour bus will be waiting outside, and they'll offer you a ride to Threed on it. It's way too loud for them to even notice ghosts! But before you step on the bus, make sure you've done everything you want in Twoson, because you'll be in Threed for a good while. It might be a good idea to stock up on Teddy Bears to help out in Threed. Once you feel you're ready, hop on the bus and you're off to Threed!


TIP! If you don't get into the tour bus right away and walk around instead, you'll soon see that there are no random enemies at all, wherever you go! Use this chance to explore places you might've skipped before. And if you didn't beat Mondo Mole yet, you can get to him without encountering any other enemies!







ITEMS LOCATED HERE:
Hand-Aid
Description: A hand-made Band Aid. It heals your wounded body. Gone after one use.
Buy Price: $19
Sell Price: $9

Wad of Bills
Description: A bundle of brand new, crisp bills.
Not For Sale

Backstage Pass
Description: It allows you to go backstage at the Chaos Theater. Of course, you can also watch the show using the pass.
Not For Sale






ENEMIES LOCATED HERE:


Annoying Old Party Man
He had a few too many drinks at the last party. Smaaash some sense into him to win a Protein Drink.
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
Speed:
Guts:
99
0
20
25
6
50
Exp.:
Money:
Item:
130
$32
Protein Drink (2/128 chance)

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Cop
His crushing chop can really hurt you, but not if you watch your HP.
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
Speed:
Guts:
75
0
15
18
5
7
Exp.:
Money:
Item:
86
$18
Hamburger (16/128 chance)

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Cranky Lady
Don't get between her and a sale! She gives a fair amount of EXP for early on in your quest.
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
Speed:
Guts:
95
0
16
18
6
3
Exp.:
Money:
Item:
200
$17
Handbag Strap (2/128 chance)

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Mobile Sprout
These annoying plants like to drain your PP.
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
Speed:
Guts:
79
9
17
12
6
5
Exp.:
Money:
Item:
133
$13
Croissant (4/128 chance)

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New Age Retro Hippie
This wacky enemy will attack you with rulers and toothbrushes. Keep him away from the mushrooms!
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
Speed:
Guts:
87
0
19
14
5
10
Exp.:
Money:
Item:
160
$23
Ruler (8/128 chance)

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Ramblin' Evil Mushroom
You're in for a crazy ride if this fellow starts to scatter its spores...
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
Speed:
Guts:
60
0
15
10
5
5
Exp.:
Money:
Item:
95
$15
Ketchup Packet (8/128 chance)

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Runaway Dog (1)
Here, boy! Fetch the stick! (WHAM!) Good boy!
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
Speed:
Guts:
21
0
4
5
26
0
Exp.:
Money:
Item:
4
$3
Bread Roll (4/128 chance)

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Unassuming Local Guy
Assuming my info's correct, he's just a regular joe. Or John. I never bothered to ask his name.
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
Speed:
Guts:
73
0
18
13
5
1
Exp.:
Money:
Item:
146
$19
Toothbrush (16/128 chance)

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SHOPS LOCATED HERE:
Burglin Park Egg Salesman
Fresh Egg $12

Burglin Park Banana Lady
Banana $5

Burglin Park Tool Shop
Defense Spray $500
Rust Promoter $89
Travel Charm $60
Copper Bracelet $349
Broken Spray Can $189
Broken Iron $149

Burglin Park Bakery
Cookie $7
Bread Roll $12
Skip Sandwich $38
Lucky Sandwich $128
Can of Fruit Juice $4
Cup of Coffee $6

Burglin Park Ruler Salesman
Ruler $2

Burglin Park Sign Shop
For Sale Sign $98

Burglin Park Condiments Shop
Ketchup Packet $2
Sugar Packet $3
Tin of Cocoa $4
Carton of Cream $4
Sprig of Parsley $2
Jar of Hot Sauce $3
Salt Packet $2

Twoson Dept. Store Burger Shop
Can of Fruit Juice $4
Cup of Coffee $6
Bag of Fries $8
Hamburger $14

Twoson Dept. Store Bakery
Cookie $7
Bread Roll $12
Skip Sandwich $38
Lucky Sandwich $128

Twoson Dept. Store Shop
Cold Remedy $22
Teddy Bear $178
Tee Ball Bat $48
Fry Pan $56
Slingshot $89
Cheap Bracelet $98
Baseball Cap $19
Ribbon $89




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