SCENE 33 - ALMOST THERE

Location: Empire Porky Building


This large floor doesn’t seem to be finished yet. There are a bunch of robots here so be ready for a few more fights then you have seen lately. From the elevator, go east, north, west, and the north through the door.

You want to get to the right side of this area. Dash into the man and knock him over to create a human bridge. Go in the door and inside is a present with your Favorite Pizza. Head back and then go east. Dash into another man and go through the door. Climb the ladders and pull the lever to complete another human bridge. Head east.

Take the north plank and go east. After the announcement, take the south plank and go west to find a present with the Angel Gloves. Had back and go though another elevator.

This area is like one huge lab. Head east until you find presents with a King Burger and a Magic Cake. Go north to find the Canine Weapon, Boney’s one and only toy of destruction! Head back and go east and then north.

You will find a present with a Super Bomb on the west wall. Follow the path and go east and then immediately south to find a Sagittarius Bracelet. Continue east and walk through the Nice Person Hot Spring. You can find a Save Frog at the end. Go through the door and up the stairs for possibly the strangest floor yet…

In order to be determined if you are fit to meet with Master Poky, Lucas and company must partake in a few games. And lose at them. The first game you should hit only 9 moles. Hitting the man will get you shocked. After losing go to the next room.

The Purple Bridge Race Game is easy. Just let the Maser Min-Porky beat you to the end, but by only a few steps. Just get to the end and wait for him to cross, and then do the same. Go into the final game room.

To Whom Goes the Boom is another easy one. Slowly blow up to your balloon to its largest size, and the just leave it like that. Let the Master Mini-Porky blow is up until it explodes. Congratulations! By losing, you have proven you are fit to meet with Master Porky. Head through he door and up the stairs.

This is the real 100th floor. But the Natural Killer Cyborg bloacks your way. Use lots of stat-altering and make sure Lucas always has enough PP for Lifeup Ω. Have Kumatora focus on using her strongest PK Thunder. He's tough, but more than anything, he's just intimidating. Don't let his looks or attacks scare you, and just focus on your strategy.

After the fight go through the door and walk down the hall. Take a boat ride down memory lane. Just enjoy this, especially if you are a fan of EarthBound/MOTHER 2. At the end, feel free to take the Pencil Eraser from the present and use it on the pencil-shaped iron statue. Head through the door and down the hall for the long awaited encounter with Master Porky.

Porky just wants to be your friend. But no matter how you want it, he blows up in your face. You have to fight and onslaught of Porky imposters! Just keep attacking normally and use all of your PSI. After taking down 7 of these pests, you realize there is no end of them insight…

Tonda Gossa! The DCMC are here to save the day! After the make quick work of the Porky imposters, Flint and a few old friends join in to lend a hand. But the real Master Porky Minch finally makes his appearance and ruins the reunion. After he reveals his plans and the location of the final Needle, Lucas and company take a one way elevator ride. Going down.






ITEMS LOCATED HERE:

Favorite Pizza
ã”ã²ã„ãピザ
Description: HP-recovering food.
Buy Price: 1560 DP
Sell Price: - DP 		Recovers about 250HP

Angel Gloves
ã¦ã‚“ã—ã®ã¦ã¶ãã‚
Description: A weapon for Kumatora.
Buy Price: 1720 DP
Sell Price: - DP 		Offense +67

King Burger
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Description: HP-recovering food.
Buy Price: 1700 DP
Sell Price: - DP 		Recovers about 280HP

Magic Cake
マジックケーキ
Description: PP-recovering food.
Buy Price: 1200 DP
Sell Price: - DP 		Recovers about 50PP

Canine Weapon
イヌã®ã¶ã
Description: A weapon for Boney.
Buy Price: 1800 DP
Sell Price: - DP 		Offense +15

Super Bomb
スーパーボム
Description: Battle item.
Buy Price: 2000 DP
Sell Price: - DP

Sagittarius Bracelet
ã„ã¦ã®ã†ã§ã‚
Description: Accessory for Flint, Lucas, Duster, Kumatora, and Salsa.
Buy Price: 3200 DP
Sell Price: - DP 		Defense +45

Pencil Eraser
タコã‘ã—マシン
Description:
Buy Price: 0 DP
Sell Price: - DP





ENEMIES LOCATED HERE:


Boa Transistor
This robotic coiler just loves to screw with you. Use lightning or physical attacks.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 55
678
0
131 [1]
87 [82]
41 [41]
58 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		50
60
130
100
0
60
40
80
0
100
100
0
50
20
70
Exp.:
DP:
Items:
 2623
182
Saltwater Gun (10%)


K9000
This crazy mutt will tank you like nobody's business. Electrify its world.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 57
1086
0
138 [1]
126 [112]
57 [57]
38 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		10
40
120
100
0
60
0
60
0
100
100
0
30
20
70
Exp.:
DP:
Items:
 3529
230
New Year's Eve Bomb (5%)


Rhinocerocket Mark II
Rhinocerocket's second form is about as tough as his previous incarnation, so go all out and use PK Freeze and other powerful attacks to dismantle this weapon of mass destruction.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 56
832
0
159 [1]
89 [76]
47 [83]
59 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		40
120
80
80
0
100
60
60
80
100
100
0
70
20
70
Exp.:
DP:
Items:
 3628
178
Pencil Rocket (10%)


Love Walker
Things might get a little hot if you spend too much time with this enemy, but fire seems to work anyhow.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 56
847
300
132 [1]
77 [64]
68 [68]
53 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		100
40
80
100
0
80
40
40
0
100
100
0
75
20
70
Exp.:
DP:
Items:
 3316
121
Goddess Ribbon (3%)


Mecha-Lion
... mechanical? Yep. Combo him or use Lightning, he's not that hard. If he poisons you, you can just heal it after the battle.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 58
989
0
136 [1]
111 [92]
65 [65]
68 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		10
70
130
100
0
80
0
40
0
100
100
0
30
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
Items:
 4286
372
Cup of Lifenoodles (10%)


Return of Octobot
Our hero is back, and he's better than ever! Employ the famous strategy of EB: smash it to bits or use PK Thunder.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 57
777
0
128 [1]
78 [68]
35 [35]
58 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		50
70
130
100
0
0
0
60
0
100
100
0
70
20
70
Exp.:
DP:
Items:
 3164
432
Rich Parfait (15%)


Upgraded Robot
The Old Robot from EB0 was fixed up and now it's going to get over fifteen years of revenge. Use lightning and turn it around to stop it from destroying your party instantly.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 58
921
0
152 [1]
120 [92]
52 [52]
44 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
50
130
100
0
0
0
40
0
100
100
0
30
20
70
Exp.:
DP:
Items:
 4272
287
Horus Bandana (3%)


Nuclear Reactor Robot
It's super-boosted since the last time you saw it! However, it's still wimpy. Just smash it to bits, and watch out for that explosion!
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 55
724
0
92 [1]
80 [73]
38 [38]
51 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		10
70
110
100
0
0
60
80
0
100
100
0
70
20
70
Exp.:
DP:
Items:
 3720
208
Super Bomb (3%)





BOSSES LOCATED HERE:


N.K. Cyborg
This cyborg was created to be the ultimate Natural Killer. Lower his offense right away, raise all your stats, and put up a ton of shields. Only lightning deals a little damage. Otherwise, he's invincible to everything.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 64
7548
500
232 [232]
189 [189]
52 [52]
43 [43]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
30
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
100
100
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 34381
1600


PORKY 01
What is this!? It'll hurt you. Use power shields and raise everyone's attack. DON'T USE PK ATTACKS. Also it explodes, too.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21


PORKY 02
What!? Beat it up with physical attacks. Don't use PK attacks. It still explodes.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21


PORKY 03
You're in his way. You can hit it with Thunder, but PK Ground is rather useless. It deals about 60 damage to everyone when defeated.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21


PORKY 04
Suddenly, some guys rushed into the room! It was DCMC! They started fighting!
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21


PORKY 05
Thanks to your friends pulling through, this robotic runt hasn't even a chance to lay a blow on you.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21


PORKY 06
Now it displays how many friends it has. Kill Bow-Wow fish and anything else that might look like it could hurt you.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21


PORKY 07
Where did it make all these friends? Just smack it across the face and ignore the small fry. It only has 900 HP.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21


PORKY 08
There's no way you can beat them by yourself... if only you had some help.
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21


PORKY 09
Suddenly, some guys rushed into the room! It was the Runaway 5! There was a switch on the back of the robot!
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21


PORKY 10
Thanks to your friends, this robotic runt won't even have a chance to lay a blow on you. Just sit back and enjoy the show!
Level:
HP:
PP:
Offense:
Defense:
IQ:
Speed:
 60
865
0
135 [1]
148 [1]
45 [1]
49 [1]
NOTE: Lower number = strong, higher number = weak

Fire Def:
Ice Def:
Light. Def:
Bomb Def:
Poison:
Paral. Def:
Sleep Def:
Strange Def:
Cry Def:
Flammable:
Freezable:
DCMC Def:
Wall Staple:
Apologize:
Make Laugh:
 		20
40
80
50
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
0
Exp.:
DP:
 1580
21



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